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DID YOU KNOW - LIFE FACTS

. ➡️. In life, there are some people you're going to have to lose in order to find yourself. ➡️. Be very selective when it comes to choosing friends. People now a days don't know the true meaning of friendship and loyalty. . ➡️. Know your worth. Know when you have had enough. And move on from the people who keep ruining your happiness. . ➡️. What comes easy, will not always last. And what will last, will not always come easy. . ➡️. Letting go is never easy, but sometimes it's necessary. . ➡️. You don't need to waste your time on someone who only wants you around when it fits their needs. . ➡️. Stop crying over yesterday and start smiling for tomorrow. . ➡️. Find someone who wants you as much as you want them.
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GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL

She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?” I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze. “Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked. She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…” “No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. “I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months, we would leave class together and talk non-stop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine” as she shared her wisdom and experience with me. Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she rev...

Worlds TOP 8 superb sentences

Worlds TOP 8 superb sentences . Shakespeare - Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time. . Napoleon - The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people! . Einstein - I am thankful to all those who said NO to me It's because of them I did it myself. . Abraham Lincoln - If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world. . Shakespeare - Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of sorrow! But it means that they have the ability to deal with it. . William arthur - Opportunities are like sunrises, if you wait too long you can miss them. . Shakespeare - Coin always makes sound but the currency notes are always silent. So when your value increases keep quiet

Newtons latest law

1 Newtons latest law: To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite  twist in the ans given by the students!! 2 I was rejected at a job interview because Whn i was asked to give an example of good team work, i replied Mass bunk Was i wrong ? 3 A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery.   Why is your stomach so big ?  he asks.  I m having a baby she replies.  Is the baby in your stomach?  he asks, with his big eyes.  Yes, it is  she says.  Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look.  Oh, yes. A really good baby.  the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?

I want my own

1) A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said - I cant adjust with your wife anymore,  I want my own. 2) Height of flirting of ENGINEERS  Teacher: Where is your Assignment book?  Student : Mam, I lost it While fighting with  students who said that you are not the most beautiful  teacher in this college. 3) I am a master of fast calculations. OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5? 22 Ha ha, that?s wrong! Might be, but it was fast! 4) A smart sign-board displayed at the highways for encouraging Slow Driving says Mr LATE is always better than LATE Mr.

Now understand

1 KID :- Why some of ur hair are  white dad ?  DAD : - Every time a son make his dad  unhappy , one of his father's hair turns white..!  KID :- Now understand why  grandpas hairs are all white. 2 Millions of people write Love Letters.  But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,  Just imagine how lucky I m!  Great words  Said by  .  DUST BIN

Husband SMS

1) Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling? Wife: Iam Dying Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You? Wife: You Idiot Iam Dying My Hair Husband: Bloody English 2) Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions..  TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!. 3) I want you to be with me In a nice Restaurent  To have candle light dinner.... and  to say those sweet three words to you....  Pay The Bill 4) The happiest man is one whose sons photo is on Business World Cover  Daughters on India Today  Girl Friend on Femina  Wife on missing column of News Paper

A cockroachs last words

1) A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it : Go ahead and kill me, you coward.  You Are just jealous because I can scare your wife and you can not 2) The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster,  take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u....  Dude,dis came out of ur sit. 3) New Generation driving test:  Q: what do you do at a red light? Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook

To prevent infection

1) Bhanu: Why are you heating the knife?  Teja: To do suicide. Bhanu: But why are you heating it?  Teja: To prevent infection. 2) In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother But Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? Because Sister Know What Love Is And Brother Knows What Boys Are. 3) Santa In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire ?  Santa: Simple, Stop Imagining 4) kid. mom i want baby brother  Mom- your dad is overseas when he comes back we will talk over it.  Kid. why dont you just surprise him? 5) Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl. 1st Message: Lets Breakup Now, Its All Over 2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You 6) Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan? Pappu :I dont know miss. Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..! Pappu : Do you know Jennifer? Teacher : I dont know..! Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!

Tragedy (Jocks)

1) Tension: when wife is pregnant Terror: When girl friend is preggnant Horror: When both are preggnant Tragedy: When you are not responsible for both 2) During a software company interview HR: Suppose i select you, where do you see urself 5 yrs from now?  Student: At home waiting for d joining date 3) Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.  Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!  Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

Examiners for viva

1) Kid-mom did you see me before i was born?  Mom-no i did not  kid-then after i was born how did you know its me? . Such kids become external examiners for viva 2) Little Sam on phone: My son is having high fever and he wont be able to come to school today.  Teacher: Who is this?  Little Sam: This is my father speaking! 3) Top 3 college rules: 1. be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping.  2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow.  3.keep the campus clean,so be absent. 4) A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him  dad why do you keep on telling  everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom

The Greedy Boy

Sam and Tom were identical twins. They were so identical that even their mother found it difficult to distinguish one from the other, at least during their initial days on earth. However, they were very different from each other when it came to everything other than their appearance. Sam had no friends, while Tom was a great friendship maker. Sam loved sweets, but Tom loved spicy food and detested sweets. Sam was mommy’s pet and Tom was daddy’s pet. While Sam was generous and selfless, Tom was greedy and selfish! As Sam and Tom grew up, their father wanted to share his fortune equally amongst them. However, Tom did not agree and he argued that whoever proved to be more intelligent and strong would have to get a bigger share of the wealth. Sam agreed. Their father decided to organize a competition between the two. He asked the two sons to walk as long as they could, and return home before sunset. The wealth would be divided in proportion to the distance covered. As a rule of t...

Self Confidence

There are many factors that affect our self-confidence, including our parents, our upbringing, our environment, our beliefs, past failures and successes, society, how other people treat us, the media, and our experiences at large. Research suggests that the beliefs individuals hold about their abilities powerfully influence the ways in which they behave and achieve (see Bandura, 1977, Parajes, 1996, p. 543). Interestingly enough, a lack of self-confidence is not directly related to a lack of talent, skill or ability. It is more related to our perception. All of us have made mistakes, experienced failure and felt disappointment in our lives. I know I certainly have had more than my fair share. Some of us have also been subjected to hardships and injustices. All these experiences affect a person’s self-confidence and faith in his or her own abilities. Fortunately, there are ways to develop a strong self-belief even though it does require some time and effort. It is important to ...

Belief System

A belief is something we consider to be a fact. It is anything that we assume to be true. We use our beliefs to understand and navigate this world. We also use our beliefs to keep us safe. That is why we generally try to preserve our beliefs after they are formed a nd guard them carefully. Beliefs are generally formed in two ways: by our experiences, inferences and deductions, or by accepting what others tell us to be true. Most of our core beliefs are formed when we are children. When we get older and start to attend school and meet new friends, our beliefs start to get influenced by a whole new environment and set of people. Our teachers tell us things that we accept as fact. For example, let’s say that we do poorly in math class. Our teacher might tell us that we are not very good at math or that we are lazy. We then start believing what we are told, especially if the experience is repeated more than once. Before long, we start believing that we truly are bad at math or th...