To prevent infection

1)
Bhanu: Why are you heating the knife? 
Teja: To do suicide. Bhanu: But why are you heating it? 
Teja: To prevent infection.

2)
In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother But Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? Because Sister Know What Love Is And Brother Knows What Boys Are.

3)
Santa In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire ? 
Santa: Simple, Stop Imagining

4)
kid. mom i want baby brother 
Mom- your dad is overseas when he comes back we will talk over it. 
Kid. why dont you just surprise him?

5)
Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl. 1st Message: Lets Breakup Now, Its All Over 2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You

6)
Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan? Pappu :I dont know miss. Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..! Pappu : Do you know Jennifer? Teacher : I dont know..! Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!