A cockroachs last words

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A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it : Go ahead and kill me, you coward. 
You Are just jealous because I can scare your wife and you can not

2)
The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster, 
take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u.... 
Dude,dis came out of ur sit.


3)
New Generation driving test: 
Q: what do you do at a red light? Ans: I usually respond to texts, check my emails and see the updates on facebook

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