Examiners for viva

1)
Kid-mom did you see me before i was born? 
Mom-no i did not 
kid-then after i was born how did you know its me?
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Such kids become external examiners for viva

2)
Little Sam on phone: My son is having high fever and he wont be able to come to school today. 
Teacher: Who is this? 
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

3)
Top 3 college rules: 1. be quiet in the class coz others are sleeping. 
2.Dont forget to carry books it works as pillow. 
3.keep the campus clean,so be absent.

4)
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him 
dad why do you keep on telling 
everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom