I want my own

1)
A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said - I cant adjust with your wife anymore, 
I want my own.

2)
Height of flirting of ENGINEERS 

Teacher: Where is your Assignment book? 


Student : Mam, I lost it While fighting with 
students who said that you are not the most beautiful 
teacher in this college.

3)
I am a master of fast calculations.

OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?

22

Ha ha, that?s wrong!

Might be, but it was fast!

4)
A smart sign-board displayed at the highways for encouraging Slow Driving says Mr LATE is always better than LATE Mr.