Husband SMS

1)
Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling? Wife: Iam Dying Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You? Wife: You Idiot Iam Dying My Hair Husband: Bloody English

2)
Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. 
TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.

3)
I want you to be with me In a nice Restaurent 
To have candle light dinner.... and 
to say those sweet three words to you.... 
Pay The Bill

4)
The happiest man is one whose sons photo is on Business World Cover 
Daughters on India Today 
Girl Friend on Femina 
Wife on missing column of News Paper